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By The Rules —golf fun
Two friends were bringing their golf equipment out and playing golf one day.
After putted their golf clubs down, They made a deal.They decided they would adhere strictly to the rules with no improving their lie.
After a few holes, one guy’s ball landed on a cart path.
As he reached down to pick up his ball to get relief his friend said,
“We agreed that we would not improve our lie.”
No matter how much the first fellow tried to explain that he was entitled
to this relief, the second fellow would not allow it.
So the man went to the cart to get a club.
As he stood over the ball he took a few practice swings, each time scraping his discount golf clubs on the pavement, taking out big chunks of blacktop and sending out lots of sparks!
Finally, after several practice swings he took his shot.
The ball took off and landed on the green about 6 feet from the pin.
“Great shot!” his friend exclaimed. “What club did you use?”
“Your Callaway X-22 Iron!” he replied.
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5 Rules for Achieving a High Quality Lifestyle
Living in big cities, I believe your life should be about all the things you have wanted to do but never had the time while you were working and raising a family. Your valuable and limited time should not be spent worrying about money!
Then how to make your life Less Stressful and More Enjoyable?
Here are 5 golden rules to help you achieve your dreams with much less stress and greater enjoyment.
Knowledge without a game plan combined with action is useless!
The 5 Golden Rules For Achieving and Preserving A High Quality Life Style:
1. Do Not Outlive Your Money-YOUR MONEY HAS TO LAST AT LEAST AS LONG
AS YOU DO! You look to your future, your retirement. Don’t you want to take your golf equipment out and play with your old friends after your retirement? The Alliance for Aging tells us the average person is born with a set of genes that would allow them to live 85 years and maybe longer based how they take care of themselves. Your retirement plan must include longevity provisions.
2. Protect Your Money Against Market Losses-DO NOT GO INTO THE MARKET
UNLESS YOU HAVE 2 LAYERS OF PROTECTION AND A SAFETY NET! Your
Retirement strategy should protect your money first, generate competitive returns. You don’t want to have your golf clubs for sale just in order to get some money right? We all hate to give up our hobbies because lack of money. But second. You do not have enough time to lose money.
3. Stop Losing Money The Safe Way-Low paying fixed investments like CDs actually lose money after inflation and taxation. This is for protect your retirement life, maybe your favorite TaylorMade R7 CGB MAX Iron. Once again, you do not have enough time to lose money.
4. Stop Relying On Unpredictable Interest Rates For Your Retirement Income- If you need income from your investments and rely on traditional fixed interest rate investments, the Federal Reserve controls your income and the quality of your retirement. Your plan should provide for long term dependable income streams regardless of market conditions. This one day may help you to avoid the day of selling your favorite golf clubs.
5. Stop Paying Unnecessary Taxes-Your plan has to reduce and/or eliminate taxes on:
a) Social Security Benefits
b) Unused interest, dividends, and capital gains
c) Capital gains even when you lose money
Meet with these 5 Golden Rules. Most importantly use them! Good luck, my friend!!